Miriam Defensor Santiago Smart Wife

A smart wife is one

who makes sure

she spends so much

that her husband

can't afford another woman.

Miriam Defensor Santiago

Cesare Pavese Clever Woman And Love

No woman marries for money;

they are all clever enough,

before marrying a millionaire,

to fall in love with him first.

Cesare Pavese

Time According To Karl Marx

Time was invented

by clock companies

to sell more clocks.

Karl Marx

Muhammad Ali Love And Better World

I wish 

people would love 

everybody else 

the way they love me. 

It would be a better world. 

Muhammad Ali

Muhammad Ali, Wake Up

The best way

 

to make your

 

dreams come true

 

is to wake up.

Muhammad Ali

Muhammad Ali Remember Me

 I would like to be remembered as a man who 

won the heavyweight title three times.

 

Who was humorous and who treated everyone right. 

As a man who never looked down 

on those who looked up to him, 

and who helped as many people as he could. 

As a man who stood up for his beliefs no matter what. 

As a man who tried to unite all humankind 

through faith and love. 

And if all that's too much, 

then I guess I’d settle for being remembered only as 

a great boxer who became a leader 

and a champion of his people. 

And I wouldn’t even mind if 

folks forgot how pretty I was.

Muhammad Ali

Dead & Stupid

When you're dead,

You don't know you're dead.

All of the pain

Is felt by others.

The same thing happens

When you're stupid.

Cat's Color

It doesn’t matter

if a cat is black or white,

so long as

he catches mice.